Jupiter is, like ,Pamela Anderson’s Evil Twin

“I’m reading On the Road by Jack Kerouac.I love him- I can’t get enough.And Edith Wharton. I carry her with me to read her short stories on the plane.I’m reading all the time,which is great because my kids are 10 and 12, and they’re big readers too. I think it’s through example.” – from People magazine Books section,” Pamela Anderson’s Summer Reading”…the issue with the Jolie-Pitt Spawnlings on the cover

It dawns on her and she’s a little taken aback at the realization – she and Pamela Anderson have a lot in common. She’s like a smaller,punkier (and maybe chunkier) and quietly evil version of Pamela Anderson. Jack Kerouac/Edith Wharton aficionado? check. Bibliophile? check. Belief that reading is fundamental for kids? check. Homebirthing Mama?check. Breastfeeding advocate?check.” Questionable” relationship choices and affinity for the “wrong kind of man”? Oh,good lord yes. A fan of making very special home movies? yuppers. Blonde and definitely not dumb? Rightarooneypositooney