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January 3, 2009 · 1 Comment

Blogging Resolution for 2009:When posting links to pictures of a man with an enormous  penis, I will include a Not Work or Child Safe  warning. Promise.

2009 began with my laundry room pipes being frozen. Thankfully, the second day of the new year was several degrees warmer and it has now unfrozen. I’m relieved. The laundry pile can’t exceed my height and any more days frozen, it might have.

My life doesn’t revolve around laundry.It only seems like it.

In 2 days, the twins will be 12. Twelve.  Unfortunately, they seem to think they are turning 21,not 12. They have age dyslexia.

This sudden burst of weight gain I mentioned recently? I weigh almost as much right now as I did when I was pregnant for twins. What the fuck is that all about? I guess I need to adjust my evening routine with less beer and more sex.

I do not make New Year’s Resolutions because I think that if  there’s a change that needs to be made in my life, the change should begin with the dawning of the need, not a date on a calendar.  It is purely coincidental that my need to reassert myself as a size 7 begins with a new year.

I guess this means I’m finally in sync with most of the population of the US.

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RECENT MEDIA

Sè, Jiè (Lust,Caution)

absolutely beautiful film

MC Lars Show:Episode 7

just because I love him

Ali Edwards’ Blog

inspiration

“Black Fur”, Fredrik

who doesn’t love Swedish pop?

“Jesus Is A good name To Moan”, Mugison

Who doesn’t love Icelandic…um…not really pop

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[title from "I'm Fat", Weird Al]

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  • divacowgirl // January 4, 2009 at 11:53 pm | Reply

    I feel exactly the same way about Resolutions. Also, I’ve heard that thirty minutes of sex burns about 150 calories and if you have sex three times a week it’s the same as running 75 miles..and much more fun.

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