Having 5 kids means cleaning out the couch cushions is a bi-weekly necessity.
Sometimes, the stuff I pull out from under the cushions give me reason to believe there’s a whole ‘nother world down there,inhabited by those little dust-bunny-like things from Big Comfy Couch , only maybe a bit more subversive & edgy.
Yesterday’s Couch Cushion Findings:

Music,an empty pill bottle, a deck of cards,quarters…
Looks like the beginning a party. I don’t even wanna know what they were up to with the other stuff. Although the diaper pin has my curiousity piqued.
[blog title from" "Let's Play Find The Dead Body" by wecamewithbrokenteeth]
(death metal amuses me more than most things…and I’m not sure it’s supposed to.)