But E eats everything Yeah, E eats everything

I’m not supposed to be on the interwebz today. I has work to do. But I had to share 2 things.

First, MC Lars new video for “Guitar Hero Hero(Beating guitar Hero Doesn’t Make You Slash). Check out Parry from Nerf Herder singing  andPaul Gilbert of Mr Big playing guitar. I have previously mentioned how I feel about MC Lars so we’ll skip that part so you can just watch the damn video.

Second….

Knowing how much I have a heart-on for Neko Case, my dear hubby bought me tickets to go see her in April. I am orgasmically excited.  On NPR, her new album is featured as an Exclusive First Listen, which means you can listen to the whole album in it’s entirety.  Good stuff.

Oh…oh….

One more thing!

I tried to watch The Fountain last night. I was looking forward to it – Darren Aronofsky directing Hugh Jackman & Rachel Weiscz …in a film with a sci-fi twist. Yeah,exciting stuff for dorks like me. Halfway through the movie, my son bailed and went to go read but I was determined to stick it out. Next thing I knew, I was having my toe nibbled on by a cat and the DVD menu was cycling through it’s ..whatever you want to call it.  I just could not stay awake. I wanted to, really…just as much as I wanted to love the movie and declare it amazing and astounding but….yeah,it just didn’t happen for me. Maybe I need to watch it again. During daylight hours,when I’m not so tired.

Um…and one more thing.Really, last thing.

This is a taste of what plays CONSTANTLY on my TV lately:

It’s from They might Be Giants “Here Come the ABCs” .This has been part of our collection for years but the youngest only recently discovered it and plays it on an obsessive loop. The funniest part is that he sets up his drums and plays along. This kid is a drummer. I mean, there’s no way around it. He says,”Someday I’m gonna play drums on a real stage and be a drummer.”  Yesterday he said, “Someday when I  get big, I’m gonna play on a stage with dancing letters”.  Go for it,kid. It can’t be any stranger than some of the things people do on stage.

ok.that’s it.

No,wait. Must share these links, which caused my hubby to be even more concerned about my mental health:

“What is it with you and weird fucking?”

Dinosaurs fucking  Robots artistic and comical representation of interspecies love

Zombie Sex Guide exactly what it says

Sex Tips for Zombies zombies are sexual beings too,ya know

I can justify spending so much time at the last two sites because I look at them as valuable research tools. I was challenges last week to write a romance novel, which I began writing. Many words into it, I realized that far too many people had died to probably be considered a romance novel (but the sex was good…that’s romantic,right?Oh,wait…. people should actually like each other when they fuck for it to be romantic. Nevermind. ) so I figured since everyone was dying, I should just go ahead and make them zombies. I was then challenged to “redefine the zombie genre and make zombies sexy and romantic”. I’m on it.

Also, that you Aine for introducing me to Zombie Bukkake. My life is totally and utterly complete now!

Ok.NOW that’s it. Buh bye.

[blog title from "E eats everything" by They Might be Giants]

Etsy/Artfire Find: geek details

I love my new keychain from geek details :

There are several meanings to this button I have found.

To a South Park fan, it’s just another episode.

To a WoW Geek (aka World of Warcraft player/virtual warrior ) , it’s a…hmmm…..I don’t know what it is. A quest or an achievement or something. Something the game tells you you have to do to get whatever it is you need. Levels or honor or whatethehellever. I’m told you have to hug a dead enemy. Sounds fun.

To the WoW Widow like myself, it’s a anti-warcraft protest statement, much like a modern day techy version of Lysistrata. Put down your weapons or you’re not getting any lovin’!, the Greecian women proclaimed. In my house it sounds more like, “I’m going to bed right now. If you want to get laid, you’ll get your ass off the computer and follow me, NOW.And no…I’m not role-playing or dressing up like some slutty Night Elf tonight.”

My library gives you a mini-version of your library card to put on your keychain,like a keycard. I am still trying to find a concise explanation of what “Make Love Not Warcraft” means to these  mostly elderly, bookish women. I suspect that no matter how I describe it,I will still end up with that blank-Temperance-Brennan look, followed by “I have no idea what you’re saying”.

Enough about my new keychain,though, even though it is fabulous (well-constructed, nice quality, unique – all the awesomeness you look for in handmade items).   geek details has a nice array of goods to express your inner geek. My WoW Widower spotted this “For the Horde” serving platter and I could see that he was thinking of smashing my Grandma’s china into a zillion pieces to use for mosaic tesserae so he could have an excuse to replace them with an entire set of these babies. (he scoffs at 14″ plates being called platters. That’s dinner plate size to him. What is it with this big burly Tauren men and their eating?)

Beyond World of Warcraft expressions, there are plenty of other geeky sentiments in the form of art prints,cards,drinking glasses,buttons,keychains and more. Sentiments close to my heart ,like “River Tam could kill Chuck Norris with her brain” (because that is so totally true) and “You’re a great friend…but if the zombies chase us, I’m tripping you” (is it wrong that I’ve actually said this to my kids before? I’m kidding,you know. I might trip the neighbor’s kid but not my own) .

And my current-events favorite:

I think this a button we can all get behind right now, unless of course you’re one of the Big Guys who are lobbying FOR CPSIA regs.

You can check out geek details on both Etsy (there is more inventory to chose from there…including geeky Valentines I love)   & Artfire, as well as seeing what else is going on at the blog.

Come to me….band montage!

My Saturday morning humor:

Raining today…literally November Rain, I suppose. I plan on being domestic and kicking this house’s ass and reorganizing the studio so I can work. I haven’t done any real work since August.

Kids are quietly plotting world domination .I’m a bit concerned. I heard zombies and chickens being discussed and then something about Pete Wentz becoming president. You all would be wise to vacate the planet.

I don’t need to deceive you ‘Cause I feel no pain Maybe I should let you Come on & eat my brain

[title from "Eat My Brain", by The Odds]
(doing away with the fill-in-the-blank “Jupiter _________” titles because it’s getting old for me.And it’s my blog…and I can do that sort of thing whenever I feel like it. So there.)

Conversation had with the 3 year old:

Him: Mommy, do scarecrows eat brains?
Me: Umm….
Him: Oh,yeah…they do,they do! They love brains.It’s their favorite meal. It’s very salty though.
Me:*thinking “WTF?”*
Him: When there’s zombies in the street, the scarecrows run over them with their trucks and…and…they get their brains and eat them.
*pause*
I want to watch that movie!

Me: There’s a movie of that?? Where did you see that?
Him: No. I don’t know.It’s something that’s pro’lly on Netflix! go check!

Wow.